Black Crusade - Against the Clock

((Mature, hilarious content. Black Crusade is a fun game about very bad people, being played by very bad people.))


One desert planet, one mysterious artefact. Three Chaos Marines flee an army of Skitarii for our very first episode of Chaos Bros. Absolutely hilarious hijinks ensue as a Noise Marine, a Plague Marine and a Fallen Psyker bicker, are shot at and generally run as they are pursued by the mechanized forces of the Adeptus Mechanicus. Will our heroes make it back to their ship? Will they fail Abaddon? Will Bal-Sareth ever run out of space crack? Listen and find out.

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Module was written and GM'd by Jay.

Dramatis Personae


Bal-Sareth the Noise Marine
Played by Martin

Trust me brother, my brain has a dick, and oh boy is it erect.

Proud member of the Third legion, aspiring space-rock star and most eligible bachelor in the Eye of Terror. Blessed by Slaanesh with the legs, hindquarters, and confirmed genitalia of a large Komodo dragon. Devoted to Slaanesh, naturally.

Vervelix the Plague Marine
Played by Josh

I'll get the plague grenades. That should be equal parts smokescreen and hideous death.

Former apothecary, professional surgeon and the closest thing to a stable head on the team. Blessed by Nurgle to be able to use his vomit as a breath weapon. Devoted very much to Nurgle.

Xanthus the Sorcerer
Played by John

I keep thinking to myself, would I be more sane here or with the loyalists?

Sorcerer, Fallen Angel and youngest member of the squad. Blessed by Tzzentch to radiate warpfire from his eyes. grudgingly devoted to Tzeentch.


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